Why do you have to become a nudist to go outside naked? I think it must be against the Constitution to make us?

Do what you please, believe what you will. Obviously you are not thoughtful enough to realize the many problems which would arise from nudity where ever and when ever. I think not many would shop in a grocery store that had naked people handling food, I certainly would not walk without shoes any place people lived and worked nude,. I would not sit on a bus seat, cab seat, or any other seat where people were nude. I suggest you find a nudist colony and go there to "be free".